Mayor Poopington

Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.

Smegma

And doesn’t skip leg day

That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.

That pretty much sums up the comic

As opposed to standing up to wipe?

My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord

Not enough beans. 2/10

I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans

Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.

It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

Pretty tasty beer, too

I don’t, personally. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone, I don’t care what you believe. Its your life to live, do what you want with it.

Military Industrial Complex

What’s a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.

I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop