TempleOS would like a word about their Lord and Savior.

Whoa, I never knew that bit. And now the world makes a little more sense.

I knew it! I knew man-spiders were hiding amongst us.

YouTube became shittier, what’s new.

And just like that, cargo pants made yet another fashionable comeback.

You little shit xD

Tbf, you can make the characters wear anything, but it won’t look good. Lol

It’s a holy back scratcher ;)

Bro, I can’t grab a broom stick without comparing its girth it to my dick. Now pasta too? Smdh

Because it seems like his life-long dream, or at least an achievement that would cement him in the history books.

I’m fine with people picking their noses. But we can’t be friends if you’re eating it, sorry!

Yuck!

Yes. He’s offering his 15 cm

Somehow I can’t put it past RFK to pedal some semen-ingesting bullshit.

I had this one in mind, although it’s made to flatter him. But it’s so egregious, look at it!

Yeah! I’m happy if someone else decides they need it to happen, but I want it cancelled for Elon specifically. I want him to cry sad, salty tears about it for days on end.

I feel like I’m “always” hungry

If I’m hungry, I’ll cut up a banana, an apple, strawberries, and grapes. I toss them and cover them all with some yogurt with a bit of granola. It’s easy to make, it’s a lot of food, and it keeps me from binging on other higher-calorie snacks. I used this to lose some weight a couple of months ago.

No, cows are spherical.

I’m not sure if that’s the easiest job anyone could have, simply writing something down and never having it read by your boss, or the worst, knowing you’re doing all this work for nothing.

This one always bugs me. Trump looks like he’s wearing a full diaper from the side, has terrible posture, and his belly is huge. Somehow these image generators haven’t noticed.