loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down12
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square5linkfedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down13
arrow-up1180arrow-down1message-squarePlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agoIn 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down12
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareIn 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted.Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 hours agoWhat kinda shoes do ninjas wear?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWhat kinda shoes do ninjas wear?plus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWe don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down11
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareWe don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.Admiral Patrick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoThe Hunt for Red Octoberlemmy.worldimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down16
arrow-up1267arrow-down1imageThe Hunt for Red Octoberlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
lemmyng@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agoDoes anyone remember the post about the chiropractor?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down12
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareDoes anyone remember the post about the chiropractor?plus-squarelemmyng@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoWhen I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down13
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareWhen I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat is the most musical instrument?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down125
arrow-up1-18arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the most musical instrument?plus-squareDon_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Usernameblankface@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoAfter setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down16
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareAfter setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?plus-squareUsernameblankface@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Susaga@sh.itjust.workscakeEnglish · edit-210 days agoTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down15
arrow-up1176arrow-down1message-squareTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workscakeEnglish · edit-210 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down16
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squarebeansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agoThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down11
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Splount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down12
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squareSplount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 16 days agoWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down12
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 17 days agoI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down18
arrow-up186arrow-down1message-squareI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down12
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 17 days agoToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down14
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 18 days agoWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down10
arrow-up196arrow-down1message-squareWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
EvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down15
arrow-up1174arrow-down1imageBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldEvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink